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Clockwork Avocado Press is the home for Ewen Cluney's fiction writing.

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The Xeroverse Tetralogy

The Xeroverse Tetralogy is a series of novels presenting an increasingly surreal Lynchian deconstruction of superhero blockbusters. Dan Dalton becomes "Xero," a superhero with the power to copy other people's powers, but his fundamental compassion makes the world of superheroes at times disillusioning and even traumatic. The novels are currently being serialized on Royal Road!

Memes of the Prophets

Memes of the Prophets is an ongoing isekai light novel series, available on Amazon, DriveThruFiction, and in serialized form on Royal Road. Eric died on Earth, and due to a miscommunication, he arrives in the kingdom of Eitania in the form of his catgirl OC. Going by Erica, she tries to make a life in a new world that's been obsessing about Earth for many centuries.

Best Worst Isekai

Best Worst Isekai is a linked series of unhinged short stories set in a distant corner of the same setting as Memes of the Prophets. It's available to read for free on Royal Road!

Nekomimi Land

Ewen's first novel is Nekomimi Land, a dystopian tale of a land of catgirls.